Composed, self-contained and not remotely interested in shouting across the table. You are sociable without being indiscriminate; the guest list matters.
At dinner, you are the person who quietly improves the seating plan without ever admitting there was a seating plan. Secretly, you like old-fashioned things when they are done with enough confidence to feel modern again.
In short: composed, self-contained and not remotely interested in shouting across the table. nerello mascalese energy, translated into a person.
Purely for fun — this is the wine’s fictional personality, not a psychological reading of yours.