Says very little, arrives beautifully dressed and somehow changes the temperature of the room. You tend to prefer things that reveal themselves gradually rather than arriving with a press release.
At dinner, you would rather have four good conversations than forty introductions. Secretly, you are much more sentimental than your taste in labels would suggest.
In short: says very little, arrives beautifully dressed and somehow changes the temperature of the room. vintage champagne energy, translated into a person.
Purely for fun — this is the wine’s fictional personality, not a psychological reading of yours.