Knows exactly what works, then makes it look considerably more fun than that sounds. You notice small details and then pretend you did not, mostly to see whether anyone else does.
At dinner, you are happy to share the bottle, but you definitely noticed who poured themselves the heroic measure. Secretly, you are slightly competitive about having found the good place before everyone else.
In short: knows exactly what works, then makes it look considerably more fun than that sounds. barbera energy, translated into a person.
Purely for fun — this is the wine’s fictional personality, not a psychological reading of yours.